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So far I’ve not had a single day without hiking up mountains, driving hundreds of miles, or flying over oceans and tundra, so I had penciled in today as a “rest day,” and this was not what I had in mind for resting
My hotel was just a few blocks south of the US Capitol Building, and so I though well I’ll just walk around DC.
I started off pretty well sing the Capitol Building, the House offices, the Museum of Natural History, the Washington Monument, WWII Memorial, Vietnam Veterans Memorial, Lincoln Memorial, and Korean War Memorial. The I started to head over to the Jefferson Memorial and I think it was then that I managed to tear a hole in one of my socks which made for a very uncomfortable situation. After seeing the Jefferson Memorial I need to run a quick errand for Drew, which required me to go back over past the Capitol building on the other side of town, and I was not looking forward to walking anymore so I took the DC Metro. After taking care of the errand I then headed back to the hotel to get some new socks and rest for a few minutes before heading back out again.
With a pair of new socks and a little rest I felt like I was totally refreshed and so I walked back to the Capitol, and then over to the National Archives where the Magna Carta, the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights are kept. While waiting in line a girl who worked at the archives came out and asked if anyone had any questions. Someone asked if they were in the right line for the Declaration of Independence, and she responded (and not kidding), yes, but all of you people aren’t just waiting to see a few documents right? Did you know we also have Shaq’s shoes? I wasn’t the only one more than a little horrified by that statement
and a few jokes went around at her expense in the line, but otherwise she was very nice and answered a lot of other questions. As cool as Shaq’s shoes might have been, the country’s founding documents were really what I wanted to see
When we finally got inside, they had several signs, and several announcements “no flash photography, it will over time damage the documents.” No problem right? It took about 3 minutes before someone’s flash went off, and I looked to see if that someone was about to be tackled, but unfortunately they weren’t that strict about it.
Next on my list was the International Spy Museum, and unfortunately no tours were available when I got there, so my final destination was the White House. The last time I was at the White House was when Clinton was in office, and my brother threw a stick into the bushes past the fence (don’t worry, the President was in no immediate danger), however it did prompt Secret Service guys to come out to see what had happened, which was amusing to a couple of elementary school kids
This time there were no shenanigans. I had actually expected to see protests because of some developments in Iran, however the protests I saw on the news must have ended before I got there and there was just one lone hippie with a no nuclear weapons protest underway. Washington is another place that I could have spent days and days in, but I wanted to find somewhere to eat in Maryland today and so after walking around the White House I found my way to a Metro Station and headed back to the hotel. It wasn’t until later that I had learned that a DC Metro train had crashed earlier and several people had actually been killed. Luckily for me, I wasn’t anywhere near the crash.
I had Foodio54 give me a recommendation for outside of Washington DC in Maryland and it sent me to the Moose Creek Steak House. I ordered the steak and crab cakes, and that’s where things started to go wrong. The salad was a salad bar, and while at the bar I could hear the kitchen staff saying “Are we closed yet? No? Awwww Come on!” and visions of the movie “Waiting” started to play in my head. Then I realized that I had no silverware, and my waitress was nowhere to be found, so I stole some from the next table over. After waiting forever my waitress came out and took my salad plate, but also grabbed my only fork and when she came back with the food I was forkless. I then had to steal another set of silverware from another table because again she was nowhere to be found. Aside from that, the food was actually pretty good, the crab wasn’t as good as the crab in Alaska, but since it was prepared quite differently I don’t think that’s really a fair comparison. Overall maybe if I had come at a different time it would have been a better experience.
