BLAH BLAH Cafe

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• Divey diner, eclectic, filler-up, tasty. Had chicken fried steak today was perfectly cooked, moist, full of flavor. Even the hash browns (which restaurants rarely get right), were amazing good.

  by Chuck B

  
  

• Drunken munchies or Hangover recovery food. Call it what you will, it's great! B'fast all day.

  by Fernando M.

  
  

• Charming. Cool lil place in the wall. Hilarious menu, worth reading the whole thing. Excellent coffee and some seriously crispy bacon. I'd go again.

  by Roy â

  
  

• All things breakfasty in the grand diner tradition.

  by Harreld D.

  
  

• Epic French Toast!

  by Ian O'Brien

  
  

• Excellent food and service.

  by Jeremiah S

  
  

• The Soylent Green omelette is the best... Some of the best hash browns period

  by Michael P.

  
  

• Good people and good food at the fur meet

  by George M

  
  

• Awesome jukebox

  by Emily I

  
  

• Been eating here since my 20's and now that I'm in my 40's I still love the place. This is my go to diner any time I NEED breakfast at 12 in the afternoon (except on Mondays)

  by Thy ð

  
  

• The Roxy supports the Portland Reign gay softball team! :)

  by Holden

  
  

• The David Letterman is the meat lovers choice.

  by Tom H.

  
  

• I've had the grilled chicken sandwich on wheat twice, and both times it was delicious! There are better daytime food options but at night this place is a great!

  by Kekai C.

  
  

• Get some cheeseyfries and make some edible art!

  by Peter K

  
  

• Megan is hella drunk!

  by Dion S.

  
  

• Great service, amazing breakfast, and fantastic location. Only issue is listening to drunk bitchy chicks at the table next to you.

  by Cole D.

  
  

• As many have said, the Roxy is what it is, and it is excellent and being exactly that. Music just went from Adele to NWA back to Adele...I'm not sure if that is relevant at all, but it just might be.

  by Joel B.

  
  

• Best service staff in Portland especially April.

  by Chuck P.

  
  

• Get the Siegfried & Roy with country gravy. It's the best thing you'll ever put in your mouth.

  by Sara J.

  
  

• If you haven't eaten the cheesy fries, you're seriously missing out!! Great people and great service.

  by Paige R.

  
  

• wow, the vagitarian burger was fucking BOMB.

  by Adrian S.

  
  

• Fantastic food. Nothing beats a from-scratch meal. Great attitude and hilarious menu!!!!

  by Brittany T.

  
  

• Too messed up to drive or go anywhere!!!

  by Ceithleen M.

  
  

• Cheesy Fries. <3

  by Bryan D.

  
  

• The most disgusting food ever and way overpriced! This place is fucking nasty.

  by 💋B

  
  

• Just jerked a bunch of their prices up. Again. I guess no one told them the market crashed and their prices were already too high. Wooooo. Fucking a.

  by Ryan T.

  
  

• Love that it's open 24 hours. Such an awesome thing.

  by James

  
  

• 24 hours. As such, pancakes and omelets are the best at 4 am.

  by Triska L.

  
  

• David, the statue, shows his genitals here.

  by Thor V.

  
  

• Bizzaro restaurant. Great food & great coffee. If you think you can eat a lot try the "Big Fat Heart Attack". My usual is the "Pam Anderson".

  by Randy W.

  
  

• You don't have to be in drag to eat here, but it helps.

  by Kate R.

  
  

• Make sure you check your chicken!! My shit was breaded but raw inside!!! Fuckin nasty!!!

  by DJ TJ

  
  

• Make sure you check your chicken!! My shit was breaded but raw inside!!! Fuckin nasty!!!

  by DJ TJ

  
  

• To find joy here one must let the experience happen without intervention. The Roxy is what it is.

  by Samye R.

  
  

• In the book Punkzilla by Adam Rapp, The Roxy is one of the main character's Jamie's favorite places to eat.

  by Candlewick Press

  
  

• Worst service.

  by Alice L.

  
  

• I have never once had bad service here. Food can sometimes be hit-or-miss, but the experience is always worth it.

  by Mike Y.

  
  

• totally an original name for there food and pretty awsome tast

  by Valeria P.

  
  

• You need a Big Fat Heart Attack Special if you come after 2:30AM. Need it.

  by Kenneth B.

  
  

• Had almost everything on the menu. Never disappointed.

  by Troy A.

  
  

• Worth walking uphill drunk from downtown & waiting for a table at 3AM. Wouldn't think of going anyplace else. The entire place is a shrine to why you moved here in the first place.

  by Shrub

  
  

• Onion rings. You won't regret it. (and italian soda with sprinkles!)

  by Nic C.

  
  

• Amazing late night food, open 24 hours except Mondays. Buy one of their "Portland Fucking Oregon" T-shirts, I know I am once they get in a new shipment of small sizes!

  by Kailee C.

  
  

• Sit in the last booth towards the back, in the corner and look up at the post and smile.

  by Jason S.

  
  

• One of the few places downtown to get food and non-alcoholic beverages all night long. Open 24 hours!

  by Jake S.

  
  

• this place is awesome, and their cheese fries kick ass

  by Lauren M.

  
  

• Not many places to go late night in downtown Portland. The Roxy is always open, has a great attitude, and good munchies and coffee.

  by Jorge