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505 8th St SE
Washington, DC 20003
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- Sunday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Monday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Tuesday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Wednesday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Thursday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Friday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
- Saturday: 7:00 am - 10:30 pm
4.6 of 5.0 from 106 reviews
price range:$11 to $25
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Ted's Bulletin Reviews
Good service, good food, good prices. Win Win Win situation
Adult milkshakes rule!!!!!!
You must try the homemade pop tarts. I don't know of any place that makes these. Awesome.
by Jim P.
Best burgers in DC, and homemade pop tarts!
by Jay P.
Great bison steak
by Harry T.
Get a shake as well as a pop tart. Worth it totally.
by Mags D.
pop tarts. so gooooood.
by Chelsea S.
Sub homemade pop tarts for toast FTW
by Crystal (.
Food & service are meh. No brunch. I ordered the big breakfast sandwich. The grease from the b'fast meat soaked 1 side of the Texas Toast. Not appealing. My companion thought little of their meal too.
by Kim B.
No meal is complete without a Strawberry Poptart. Thank me later.
by Kiara H.
Everything is awesome! What else is there to say?
by Jamie M.
Homemade pop tarts are awesome. Food is fantastic - best meal on DC trip.
by Ron T.
Johnny is the best bartender I've ever had!!
Adult milkshakes, homemade pop tarts and breakfast served all day? Um, yes!
by Lauren W.
Always best to get there early .. or be prepared to wait .. but its always worth it .. great service .. great food .. can't go wrong with Ted's
by Jae R.
Everything is great.
by fletcher k.
I spoke too soon. The Millionaire Bar, Ted's rendition of a home made Twix bar, was amazing. Also... They make their own Ho Ho's! I mean seriously! Could this place be ANY BETTER?!
by Jiliana D.
The Southwest (West Virginia) burger is incredible. One of the absolute best burgers I've ever had. You definitely need to try it.
by Jiliana D.
The Chocolate, peanut butter, and banana milkshake is strait ridicules. Best shake I have ever had!
by Kris D.
So many delicious choices.
by Greg B.
Came here for late breakfast. Friendly staff. T.U.B.S. sandwich was awesome, and oh, the pop tart . Brown Sugar Cinnamon is the way to go! Hubby said the peanut butter bacon one was pretty good too!
by Diane J.
The best pop tarts 😍👌
by Nouf M.
Ted's Burgh was great
by Dominic B.
Great milkshakes and homemade pop tarts.😄
by Deborah C.
Greek yogurt parfait = heaven in a cup❤ and don't miss their famous poptarts👌
by Hessah A.
Popeye burger is to die for!
I enjoyed the peanut butter bacon pop tart
by Fahad M.
The ambiance is great but the food was over hyped.
by Jen G.
Homemade pop tarts, milkshakes to die for and great ambience makes this a must try for anyone!!! <3
by Debbie T.
Really good adult milkshakes, unique home made poptarts, however the rest of the food is medicore.
The meat loaf is great!
by Roy H.
Adult milkshakes are awesome! Try the Dirty Girl Scout (Oreo shake with peppermint schnapps)
by Tom H.
If you are feeling nostalgic, get the sloppy joe. A perfect reminder of simple fun old school food, plus the fries are made fresh and taste delicious too!
by Moses R.
Lots of good options. Love the gumbo, and the peanut butter bacon burger. They will tell you the cinnamon roll is amazing, but other than being huge and pricey, it's nothing special.
Go see Darren at the bar!
Dirty Girl Scout adult milkshake was superb!
by Kathy L.
Blueberry cheesecake poptart was AMAZING!!!!!
by Lila R.
Kids love the Heath Almond shakes, while adults can indulge in boozy versions like the Nutty Professor.
by USA TODAY
Heath Almond. From the bar, you can see workers mix up 16 shake flavors, including s’mores and caramel macchiato, while adults can indulge in the White Russian and Nutty Professor boozy versions.
by Nat H.
If you're going for breakfast, call ahead. Wait is usually over an hour on the weekends.
by Katie P.
Love their food & the atmosphere
by Tonia TaknCharge C.
The biscuits and gravy are to die for!
by Erik M.
The adult milkshakes are amazing but you can still taste the alcohol. "Dirty Girl Scout" tastes like Thin Mints. Key lime is also awesome
by Caitlin B.
Get yourself a dirty girl scout!
by Kay W.
The homemade pop tarts and the decor is amazing!
If you don't like the country fried steak, there's something wrong with your mouth.
by Ross M.
Great decor and drinks!!
by Karim B.
TUBS + Pop Tarts + Cheddar Grits = THE TRUTH!!!!
by Arthur C.
Drew's Peanut Butter Bacon Burger is amazing
by Drew S.
Great food and service. A must place to come if you are in DC.
by James A.
Beckett I hope you come here one day and get a pop tart...although by then they will probably be 3d printable or something.
TUBS. Hands down. Get it.
by Marta Lynne M.
Make a reservation.
by Spencer H.
Butter makes everything better. Ted's is the Ben & Jerry's of diners.
by Terry T.
When in season, must get the strawberry rhubarb pie. One of the best pies I've ever had in life.
by Joy B.
Definitely try the homemade poptarts and the milkshakes
by Mark R.
Amazing quiche, awesome homemade poptarts, & the white russian milkshake is THE BEST
by Alexis L.
It brings all foodies to the yard, S'mores Milkshake $7 (5/5 NOMs). It was like drinking one giant chocolate bar of deliciousness.
by NOM NOM Boris
The apple sauce is amazing, but its more reminiscent of apple pie filling!
by lindsay b.
Their homemade Pop Tarts are the BEST!!! Yummy!!!
by Dare J.
Come early on a weekday before work for a great, quiet breakfast. Go with the French toast.
by Eric B.
Get the breakfast burrito for sure. Amazing.
by Brittney H.
Get the S'mores milkshake.
by Sydney O.
Great for lunch. Awful for dinner. Stuffed 7 people in a booth. Ran out of their special at 7pm. Bad service.
by Ari W.
I had the Peanut Butter Bacon burger. Great size but ask for the peanut butter on the side. They put too much peanut butter on the burger! Fries are not that great.
Burgers, bacon and brussels sprouts. Heaven. Also Chris takes very good care of his customers and makes great recs!
by Megan W.
Very pleasant atmosphere smells great however I didn't eat just delivered
by Eric W.
Pop Tarts! Get involved!
by Marc J.
Ted's is definitely a must visit. Great food, atmosphere and service!!
Dirty girl scout ROCKS!!! And I'm not a big peppermint fan!
by Alicia S.
Adult milkshakes and home made poptarts!
by Natalie F.
Adult malts are a must have in this joint.
by Tatyana F.
Favorite poptart flavors: strawberry, brown sugar, and peanut butter bacon
American diner feel. Great food and milkshakes. Be sure to get a reservation.
by Jonathan M.
Comfort food of a crowd-pleasing variety, including home-made pop tarts and several milkshakes, some with booze. Very friendly service.
by Jess Z.
Do yourself a favor and get the peanut butter bacon pop tart. Your life will be instantly better.
by Michael F.
Home-made pop tarts? Automatic win.
Get the Hash Browns.
by Alan B.
Try the Black And White Milkshake - Have it to go!http://www.foodnomad.net/2012/07/teds-bulletin.html (via @Foodspotting)
by Leandro L.
Try the Black And White Milkshake - http://www.foodnomad.net/2012/07/teds-bulletin.html (via @Foodspotting)
by Leandro L.
Homemade pop tarts!
by Alison W.
Must try a homemade poptart, even if you take it to-go!
by Amber F.
The pop tarts will change your life.
by Meryl T.
The backyarder burger and a poptart, can't go wrong! Check this place out at a time when Eastern Market isn't open and you won't have to wait for hours.
by Michael M.
The Dirty Girl Scout "adult milkshake" is amazing!
by Jessica R.
Order the bacon and blue cheese brussel sprouts! They're always a winner!
by Tiffani S.
The French toast is amazing!!
by Jennifer J.
Yet to find a bad item.
by Philip C.
Great ambiance, old-time movies on the TVs, milkshakes, SPAM, & "breakfast for 'supper'" -- this place is en pointe!
by Mark W.
Homemade Poptarts - amazing anytime of the day!
Get a poptart AND an adult milkshake. Enough said.
by Daniel M.
Grilled cheese n tomato soup!!! B4 I was vegan this was God sent!!
by AJ W.
Legend...(wait for it)...dary!!! Adult milkshakes, homemade pop-tarts, brunch for days... I wanted to have sex with my meal! Do it!
by Crist J.
Toasted coconut adult milkshake is yum yummy!
Get a homemade pop tart...they're awesome. Peanut butter bacon for the win!
by Dawn M.
The TUBS. Get the TUBS.
by Tom B.
Get the Mr. Ruperts for a delicate, not too sweet, cocktail.
by PC Z.
Was just turned away saying that all the tables were reserved when all they needed to do was clean some tables. Poor customer service and a bad first impression!
by Dante F.
9 am on Sunday, they have lots of tables open for 1 or 2 people. Any more, and you will wait!
by Chelsea B.
The Asian salmon special is fabulous!
by Debbie F.
Peanut butter & Bacon POP tart, white Russian milkshake, perfect brunch starters
by Hamed N.
I LOVE everything here! Great comfort food done right! Make sure you have the grits for bfast...they are delish!
by Debbie F.
Try the Bacon & Peanut Butter PoPtart
by Ric L.
The Ted'd light beer from Brooklyn Brewery is great.
by Sarah S.
Get here early.
by Gerald H.
Try the milkshakes and/or Root Beer Float, they're delectable!
by Gary S.
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